After witnessing a squirrel crying over a stale chick-fil-a chicken biscuit laying in the breezeway, we knew something had to be done. It is a disgrace that after only a few months into the pond's reopening it is littered with trash from students. C'mon guys. This campus had one thing nice about it and we're on the verge of losing it. We feel strongly that the issue of littering on campus need be taken more seriously, and we hope to use the smoking patrol to begin enforcing these policies.

#NoMoreSadSquirrels

FIRST THINGS FIRST. Everybody can support these urinal dividers. The struggle is real when you have to use the restroom and you are made to feel uncomfortable through the pressures of other students around you. It may lead you decide to use a stall rather than a urinal to "do your business." Well, in a recent study done at the University of Minnesota, bathrooms which lacked urinal dividers in public areas were more than twice as likely to become dirty and awful than those with dividers. Is that actually true? No. No one has done this study. But damnit you know you want to believe it. And damn if we don't want these dividers.